'Fantastic' Only The Host
'Very delightful' Joyzine
'Top-notch' ThisIsTheMusic
'Bloody. Brillant' Platinum Mind
'Very talented' Banks Radio Australia
'His harmonies are good' Spin It Up
'Nice slice of bedroom pop' The Other Side Reviews
'Off-the-wall, but in a good way!' Indies With Marky
'Quirky, refreshing, interesting, eccentric' HUGS
'Loves to tell a story and does it really well' The Songbird
'Off-kilter one-man band... a winner' Here Comes The Flood
'I've been singing this tune non-stop in the car' Lead Balloon Podcast
'Genuinely original and risky... deserves our attention' Fresh On The Net
'Truly unique sound... refreshing break away from the mainstream' RGM
'A particular and exuberant talent... has an idiosyncratic playfulness that will undeniably raise a smile' Start Track
'A student of melody... takes a cue from the best songwriters that England has produced over the past centuries and often matches their ability and charm' Alt77
'It would be rare but not inconceivable that you could stumble upon the next internet sensation before anyone else. I feel like I'm having one of those moments' Only Nice Reviews
Quirky indie-popster from London. Likes singalongs and wordplay. AKA Hong Kong Cockney*
Garlen Lo is a born-and-bred Londoner of Hong Kong-Chinese origin. Aged 7 he was raised by a wine-guzzling auntie who played country music at max volume. One Christmas, he got a guitar and took naturally to writing drunken singalongs with twee wordplay.
He formed an unruly, skinny-jeaned indie band in the mid-2000s, but after that imploded, tried to become a respectable member of society. Not quite succeeding at that either, he resumed his love for songwriting during the pandemic. The result is this.
He is a one-man band: playing all the instruments, singing, producing, and making the music videos. Songs about lost love seems to be his thing. His Mastermind subject would be The Beatles.
*For a short time, he went by the artist name Hong Kong Cockney but lacked the confidence to see it through. He likes it as a nickname though, like Springsteen's The Boss.
For more info, check out these interviews: Only Nice Reviews and Fresh On The Net.
The Singles
SINGLE #8 - Pretty Baby
A love song I wrote when I was 17.
'A time machine to a forgotten feeling' - RGM
'He's really good at this homemade kind of sound' - Platinum Mind
'Lo unearthed a tune when he was very smitten' - Here Comes The Flood
'If somebody described 'quirky indie-popster', that's the kind of song you'd expect them to write. Nice!' - Wolfman Radio
'Amazing talent' - The Flash
BACKGROUND
I wrote this when I was 17. After 20 years of playing it at family gatherings (it's everyone's favourite), it's finally released to the world.
CHORDS + LYRICS
C F
Don’t believe when you say, pretty baby
C G
You’re not right for me
C F
But I know what I know, so come on, pretty baby
C G C
Put a little faith in me
Give you the world if you want it, pretty baby
Girl, I’m on my knees
What do I have to do if I want to get with you
Could you draw a picture please
F C F C
It doesn’t matter what the others say, it’s what we do
Bb/D
Cause you’re my pretty baby and I really don’t mean maybe
G
When I say I wanna spend my life with you
But she said…
Baby, you don’t get in for free
You gotta learn the rules like the ABC
You better slow down, you’re only seventeen
Don’t be hanging signs on me
BREAK
I make you smile when I call you pretty baby
But it’s not of the kind I want
You’re just laughing at me, failing miserably
Maybe it’s the time I stop
It doesn’t matter what the others say, it’s what we do
Cause you’re my pretty baby and I really don’t mean maybe
When I say I wanna spend my life with you
But she said…
Baby, you don’t get in for free
You gotta learn the rules like the ABC
You better slow down, you’re only seventeen
Don’t be hanging signs on me
Then she said…
Baby, you don’t get in for free
You gotta learn the rules like the ABC
You better slow down, you’re only seventeen
Don’t be hanging signs on me
SINGLE #7 - I'll Try My Best To Get To You
A happy song about depression.
'Stuck between your ears and don’t want to leave' - The Other Side Reviews
'Quirky, refreshing, interesting, eccentric' - HUGS
'Chipper against all odds' - Here Comes The Flood
'A great songwriter' - The Songbird Sessions
'Another great single' - Indie Revolution
BACKGROUND
It's written for a friend with depression. But during recording it naturally (ever the optimist) turned into a 'happy' song. In a poetic way, the juxtaposition of upbeat sound against downbeat lyrics reflects my own ignorance on the illness. But as the non-committal title says, in terms of helping, I can try my best.
CHORDS + LYRICS
F G C
And when the desert stretches miles before your eyes
F G C
The towns they’re hidden by the dunes
F G C Cmaj9/B Am
Grab hold of my arm, fly me like a kite
F G C
I’ll try my best to get to you
And when you’re deep into the cave and can’t see light
Can’t see your feet, you’re all confused
Grab hold of my arm, illuminate the night
I’ll try my best to get to you
And when the mountains block the roads up in your mind
And they’re too heavy to be moved
Grab hold of my arm, I’ll be your dynamite
I’ll try my best to get to you
And when you fall into a pit of snakes and lions
Ain’t got no weapons you can use
Grab hold of my arm, wield me like a knife
I’ll try my best to get to you
And when the seasons change and winds begins to bite
You shiver from the frost and dew
Grab hold of my arm, turn me into fire
I’ll try my best to get to you
And when the city gives you stress and takes your time
And all you want is to take off your shoes
Grab hold of my arm, sip me like a wine
I’ll try my best to get to
I really want to get to
I’ll try my best to get to you
SINGLE #6 - Sentimental Guy
A midlife reflection song.
'Very delightful. Warm and inviting' - Joyzine
'Simple yet effective' - Here Comes The Flood
'Congratulations winning the New Trax Poll' - Trust The Doc
BACKGROUND
For my friends, turning 40 hasn't meant much. But for me it has. I prefer to call it a 'reflection' than a 'crisis'. I think because I haven't achieved what I thought I might when I was 20, there's an underlying melancholy to the song. But more generally, it's a celebratory song of a happy life lived so far and being hopeful for the future: 'And the best is to be seen'.
CHORDS + LYRICS
Verse: B F# E
Chorus: F# E
When all is said and done
Well I hope you had some fun
In the rain and in the sun
You will dance with everyone
You made some lovers and some friends
And I’m sure you’ll meet again
You’re a sentimental guy
Enough to make me cry
When your head is full of doubt
You don’t know if you’re in or out
You can kick and scream about
Even better twist and shout
And they say you have a dream
And the best is to be seen
You’re a sentimental guy
Enough to make me cry
You’re a sentimental guy
You’re a sentimental guy
SINGLE #5 - Brown Paper Ball
A song about writing a love letter... and scrunching it up.
'Idiosyncratic playfulness. Ear-worm melody' - Start Track
'Good sense of humour. Nice slice of bedroom pop' - The Other Side Reviews
'Just beyond ridiculous the level of work that you're doing' - Spin It Up
BACKGROUND
A did actually write a love letter once, but I didn't scrunch it up. I posted it to a made-up address. I like the idea that somewhere in the world, a stranger opened and read my deepest feelings and maybe kept the letter as a tangible artefact of love. But most likely it ended up in the bin with all the other crap in a London sorting office.
CHORDS + LYRICS
A# Gm F# F
V1
I wrote my heart on an envelope
I lost my words and I kind of choked
So I scrunched it
Now it’s a ball
CHORUS
Brown paper ball
That you slam to the wall
Asking one question
‘Do you love me?’
V2
I told my heart it’s time to forgot about you
I said these words out loud so that my heart can’t refuse
But it refused
And started pumping some more
CHORUS
Heart’s pumping some more
Cause of this brown paper ball
Asking one question
‘Do you love me?’
MIDDLE 8
I… really wanna love you more
If only you’d open up and invite me in
V3
I’ll tell your heart don’t play with envelopes
They’ll mix your words and they’ll go for broke
So just scrunch it
Make it a ball
V4
And tell your heart there’s plenty more fish in the sea
But I am tired of fishing, I just want your
Good old fashioned company cause
We could be so good together
V5
Tell me something, tell me something
How do you sleep so peacefully?
When my mind is full of thoughts
‘Do you love me?’
CHORUS
Brown paper ball
That you slam to the wall
Asking one question
‘Do you love me?’
CHORUS
Heart’s pumping some more
Cause of this brown paper ball
Asking one question
‘Do you love me?’
OUTRO
Ball
Brown paper ball
Do you love me?
Brown paper ball
Do you love me?
Brown paper ball
Do you love me?
Brown paper ball
Do you love me?
Brown paper ball
Do you love me?
Brown paper ball
Do you love me?
SINGLE #4 - Steve Rogers
A song about being a superhero to the one you love... despite having no superpowers.
'Clever anecdotes. Refreshing break away from the mainstream' - RGM
'Loves to tell a story and does it really well' - The Songbird Sessions
'His harmonies are good' - Spin It Up
'Flawless Friday Video this week' - Chasing Destino
'Laura's Pick. Being a Marvel nerd myself' - Laura Meets Musicians
BACKGROUND
Written after watching 'Avengers: Endgame', what resonated most was not that the heroes defeated the villains, but rather Tony Stark's funeral and the emotion felt by every character in that scene: love for a friend. The Steve-Bucky relationship encapsulates that and thus lends its name to the song title and climax.
CHORDS + LYRICS
Capo on 4
VERSE 1
C Em Am F G
So I’ve… never been to New York City, cause I’m a little afraid to fly
C Em Am F G
And I’ve never caught any petty criminals in my web, cause I’m a little afraid to die
F G C Em Am
But if you share your number and let me walk you in the rain
F G
I’ll be your Spider-Man, you’ll be my Mary Jane
VERSE 2
Now I’m… not the type of guy who gets angry. I’m a respectable, bespectacled guy
If someone shoulder barges me in the street, I’ll say, ‘I’m sorry. I hope you’re alright’
But, girl, if someone shoulder barges you, just shout me, Romanov
No more Dr Banner, the specs are coming off
VERSE 3
Sadly I’m not… rich or super charismatic. I don’t have witty remarks up my tuxedo sleeve
I don’t drive fast cars, have any fancy gizmos, not on the cover of glossy magazines
But if you want someone to run you a bath and feed you strawberries and love you lots
I’ll be your Tony Stark, you’ll be my Pepper Potts
VERSE 4
You can… see that I’m not much handsome, and I’m certainly no god
I don’t go to the gym five times a week. I got no muscles to show off
But, girl, if you can see past muscle, you’ll find that I’m no bore
Be my Dr Jane Foster, I’ll be your Thor
VERSE 5
Lastly I’ve… never been made a captain of an army or even my football team
I’m the kinda guy who likes to hang back, observe it all. Ain’t got a reason to lead
But, boy, if you lose direction and I see people do you harm
I’ll be your Steve Rogers
I’ll be your Steve Rogers
I’ll be your Steve Rogers, you’ll be my Bucky Barnes
OUTRO
Na na na na na, nana nana, na na nana na. You’ll be my Mary Jane
Na na na na na, nana nana, na na nana na. The specs are coming off
Na na na na na, nana nana, na na nana na. You’ll be my Pepper Potts
Na na na na na, nana nana, na na nana na. I’ll be your Thor
Na na na na na, nana nana, na na nana na.
I’ll be your Steve Rogers
I’ll be your Steve Rogers
I’ll be your Steve Rogers, you’ll be my Bucky Barnes
SINGLE #3 - London, Tell Me Why
A love letter to London and sequel to 'Waterloo Sunset': What if Terry and Julie broke up?
'A student of melody. Takes a cue from the best songwriters that England has produced over the past centuries and often matches their ability and charm' - Alt77
'I have 'Waterloo Sunset' in my top ten of all time, but I actually really like that' - The Flash Radio
'It was a gamble, but it is a winner' - Here Comes The Flood
'Emotive and heartfelt' - ThisIsTheMusic
'Calming indie-folk sound' - RGM
BACKGROUND
I took 'Waterloo Sunset' and imagined a pessimistic future based on my own love/hate relationship with the city. There's still a bit of hope, and that's what ends the song as the train noises begin again. Do they stay or do they go?
CHORDS + LYRICS
D Dmaj7 D7
Terry, he meets Julie
G Em
But Julie doesn’t show
A D Dmaj7 D7 Dmaj7
Cause love don’t last forever, everybody knows, and now he knows
Friday nights are lonely
Dinner by the phone
Forget about that river now, let that river go, let it flow
Em A
So, London, tell me why, are your people crying
Em A
London, tell me why, should I keep on trying
Em A
You got to let me know, should I stay or should I go
Julie’s feeling seasick
She can’t fight those waves no more
Grab all of your belongings, turn and face the door, don’t wanna fight no more
Now Friday night’s for drinking
At half past four again
Celebrate that sunset, you made it through the day, another day
So, London, tell me why, are your people crying
London, tell me why, should I keep on trying
You got to let me know, should I stay or should I go
Should I stay or should I go
Should I stay or should I go
Should I stay or should I go
Stay or should I go
SINGLE #2 - Lover's Lover
A real story about modern dating: online apps, fluid sexuality, relationship types... and social distancing.
'Truly unique sound' - RGM
'Original and risky' - Fresh On The Net
'I've been singing this tune non-stop' - Lead Balloon
'Love love the accent' - Banks Radio Australia
BACKGROUND
My Covid romance song. Because we remained friends, I actually got to sing it to her. She remarked she was most touched by the repeated line: 'The kiss she asked for still means a lot to me'. So, oddly, I can listen to that song without thinking of her, but when it gets to that line, I always smile remembering our brief time together.
CHORDS + LYRICS
A F#m C#m B#m
V1
Let me tell you 'bout a girl I matched on OKC
She was smiling in her photos, that’s a must for me
After several messages about our top five bands and films
and celebrities invited to a dinner party (Thom Yorke)
She asked me for a date near her in a north London park
I played it cool and said, ‘Sure, I know how to get there’
Got off the bus and took a left turn, should a took a right turn, 30 minutes later in the wrong ends
When I finally showed up, I was sweating from my jog
But she was pretty cool, she didn’t give me stroganoff
So we chatted about childhoods, teen-hoods, and a postmodern, sexually fluid, non-normative adulthood
Mono, poly, swing a brolly, bi or queer, straight or gay
Casual, hook up, I’m all shook up, unicorns and anarchy
We’re the generation swiping on Tinder
And I haven’t even mentioned we were socially distanced
CHORUS
She’s a lady lover
She’s a man lover
She’s a lover’s lover
Hold tight
She’s a wine lover
She’s a cat lover
She’s a massage lover
Alright
V2
For a second date (Woop!), I chose the V&A
Looked at some foreign things collected by some old, white males
Tried to impress her with my knowledge of the Empire
But she just shook her head and said that, ‘History is a big liar’
So we continued to a super trendy King’s Cross bar
I asked her questions over cocktails in a jam jar, like
‘How is your child?’ and ‘What are your kinks?’ and
’Is it important what your primary partner thinks?’ (Haha)
She laughed at me until the News at Ten told us to go
Government regulation keeps the R rate low
Back outside I thought to my myself, never met anyone like her
And she must have read my mind, cause she said, ’Is it OK if I kiss ya?’
Mono, poly, swing a brolly, bi or queer, straight or gay
Casual, hook up, I’m all shook up, unicorns and anarchy
We’re the generation swiping on Tinder
And sometimes we don’t follow being socially distanced
CHORUS
She’s a lady lover
She’s a man lover
She’s a lover’s lover
Hold tight
She’s a wine lover
She’s a cat lover
She’s a massage lover
Alright
V3
On our third date, I invited her over to mine
We planned to watch a film and red red wine
But feeling confident, proposed a massage and she said,
‘Ooh yeah, if you top up my glass’
I worked my hands up and down, side to side
In the joints, round the curves, waxing on, waxing off
Worked the muscles, and the bones, and the glands
And the tendons, and the nerves, it was getting pretty hot
I took my cue from her relaxing moans
It was now or never to start the kissy kissy
I thought I’ll do my bit for Queen and country
Let’s eat out to help out and help my friend Rishi
Mono, poly, swing a brolly, bi or queer, straight or gay
Casual, hook up, I’m all shook up, unicorns and anarchy
We’re the generation swiping on Tinder
And sometimes we don’t follow being socially distanced
CHORUS
She’s a lady lover
She’s a man lover
She’s a lover’s lover
Hold tight
She’s a wine lover
She’s a cat lover
She’s a massage lover
Alright
V4
In the morning, she said, ‘We need to have a chat’
You know it’s never good when someone says that
‘I like you,’ but, ‘life is so busy’
‘With my child and my girlfriend and my pussycat Tiggy’
And so… ‘I know it’s early but a break would be cool’
I thought, ah na, I’m Ross being elbowed by Rachel
‘I’ll be in touch when there’s work and there’s schools’
But I’m not holding my breath for days of old normal
So that’s the story of the girl I matched from OKC
The kiss she asked for still means a lot to me (x2)
SINGLE #1 - Captain Elon
A satire on the modern world.
'Reminds me of 'Yellow Submarine'... ramshackle' - The Songbird and Platinum Mind
'Off-kilter' - Here Comes The Flood
'Pretty excellent' - Acacia Radio
BACKGROUND
My state of the world reflection: AI robots, climate change, fake news, and online power. Sometimes I think I'm not built for the modern world.
CHORDS + LYRICS
Captain Elon
Captain Elon
Won’t you lead us into outer space and
You can be my Captain Elon
C Em
We’re all living in this world of Elon Musk
F C
Where robots take our jobs cause they’re smarter than us
F C
We should be grateful, and we shouldn’t kick a fuss
Dm G
We’re dying anyway
The planet’s heating, and the ocean’s on the rise
It’ll wipe out Asia and then Europe’s next in line
Come on America, don’t you act surprised
This is the price you’ll pay
So Elon, Elon, won’t you save us from ourselves
Elon, Elon, cause we ain’t got no one else
With your technology, your vision, and your wealth
You could save us all
Captain Elon
Captain Elon
Won’t you lead us into outer space and
You can be my Captain Elon
We’re all living in this world of Elon Musk
There’s nothing in the news today that I can trust
Countries tweeting other countries that they lust
What a perverted state
With every search and every photo that I like
Shows my location and records my porno sites
Power now is telling others what to buy
They got my face and name
So Elon, Elon, won’t you save us from ourselves
Elon, Elon, cause we ain’t got no one else
With your technology, your vision, and your wealth
You could save us all
Captain Elon
Captain Elon
Won’t you lead us into outer space and
You can be my Captain Elon
Captain Elon
Captain Elon
Won’t you lead us into outer space and
You can be my Captain Elon